Cracked for May 24

LINKY: 4 Valuable Life Lessons (That We Never Follow)

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My latest Cracked Column is up, featuring me going on about life lessons we all learn and then promptly forget, over and over again (like the poor jerk in the picture who never bothered with a tune-up and now totally regrets it.)

Also, I took a couple sentences to hit on Natalie Imbruglia, meaning I actually got paid to woo a gorgeous celebrity. If she ever responds, you’re all invited to the wedding*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Unless you smell funny
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