Holy Taco for May 28

ARTICLE THE FIRST: 4 Reasons the Pizza Underground Band Doesn’t Suck

Macaulay Culkin has a band called the Pizza Underground, They sing Velvet Underground and Lou Reed songs, changing the lyrics to be about pizza. They’re getting booed off stage after stage, as one might expect. But they deserve far better, as I expertly argue.

ARTICLE THE SECOND: Scooter the Cat Has No Nuts and Just So Much Attitude

In order to spread the pet-fixing message that Bob Barker preached so hard in between banging Beauties, a company called Give Then Ten has unleashed Scooter, a hip, funky, blingadelic housecat who’s just the pinnacle of nutless cool. Serious or not, it’s still the best thing you’ll see today.

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