Between 2010 and 2016, I wrote about this, that, and every other thing for Cracked.com, the top humor website in the world. I wore many hats at Cracked: a sombrero (Columnist,) a stove pipe (First-Pass Editor,) a colorful beanie (Dick Joke Journalist), a New Era ballcap with the sticker still on it (Layout Editor), and that cool green cap Link wears (Thumbnail Editor). No trilbies though. Fuck trilbies.
Much of what I’ve written for Cracked can be found here, along with these two Quick Fixes that didn’t make the archives because they couldn’t afford the entry fee:
Found At Your Local Library: The Three Stooges Book: What happens when you take a trio of buffoons known for beating the shit out of one another and paste their exploits into a kid’s book? You get me mocking you, that’s what.
4 Hopelessly Outdated Technologies People Still Use: Did you know hundreds of thousands of floppy disks are still in use? And that when their powers are combined, they almost equal the processing power of that crappy little flash drive you got for free while attending your local Best Buy’s grand opening four years ago? You do now!